introducing myself in the first day of school
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk
i cant hear you over how much i hate my town
With my friends
and my pizza?
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
American Horror Story Freak Show: Official Posters
mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight
I JUST CRIED FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES
I’m literally crying.
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day